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Category Archives: Coffee News
The Lupercalia Coupon
A new coupon code in observance of the secular & quasi-religious holidays of excess.
Las Vegas (Part 1): CES 2011 & Good People
The non-Atomic Testing Museum half of Herr Direktor Funranium’s Vegas adventures.
Scientific Drinking Tour 2011 Update
The travel schedule of Herr Direktor Funranium and his Lovely Assistant are starting to firm up a bit.
Questions Answered, Mark IV
A selection of questions from all of you answered, in his own sweet time, by Herr Direktor Funranium
International Shipping
When I get asked a question enough times from enough places, I find it best to make a blanket announcement.
SCIENTIFIC DRINKING WORLD TOUR 2011
Let the 2011 travel begin! Oh, Vegas, how I’ve missed you.
The Year In Review
Herr Direktor Funranium goes to the big board, checks the scores, and gives thanks where it’s due and a coupon code.
Merry Christmas
Holiday wishes from Herr Direktor Funranium.
Well Played Arts & Crafts
Herr Direktor Funranium received prezzies via the Barter Economy! Also, the domestic US “BBotE by Xmas” order cut-off is today, 12/18.
Holiday Order Cut-Off Dates REDUX
A little extra time has been added for the Steins of Science cut-off date. The pipeline isn’t quite as doomed as it at first appeared.
Your Holiday Order Cut-Off Dates
Herr Direktor Funranium gives all you procrastinators a deadline to work to.
For Those Giving the Gift Of Scientific Drinking
Some things to think about when placing your order for the holidays. In summation: Don’t Dawdle.
A High Powered Mutant Never Meant For Mass Production
The first individual human (maybe, haven’t checked birth records) on a tracked bottle achieved MAXIMUM HONOR.
Alchemy
The goal of alchemy was never mere transmutation of base materials to gold, but was rather the quest for Ideals in a Platonic sense. I like to think the alchemy I’m doing is something of the same. I’d never have guessed I could make something like this happen a year ago.