Halloween holds no terror for me quite like Christmas shopping…
Herr Direktor Funranium creates a new scientific term, the Beer Coldness Number!
You have more questions, Herr Direktor has more answers. Some of them are even relevant.
More stein porn. Herr Direktor Funranium is totally ready for some polkas.
A chance to parlay your own wares into sweet, sweet caffeination and/or cold beer.
Herr Direktor Funranium has some love to share.
Herr Direktor Funranium takes the time to answer some questions from you, The Public.
Steins of Science…In Action! Words, plus a of video misapplied scientific apparatus and a photo of a dang shiny stein.
Some gushing for the newly upgraded website.
A not so subtle reminder about the approaching beer-y holidays.
Opening browser when I should be getting ready for bed…check.
Credit card smoking slightly from purchase for experimental purposes…check.
Pint glass full of cocktail…very check.
Alright let’s do this.
My time in Australia and New Zealand taught me several important lessons: 1) Winter is the best time to visit the antipodes. Most of the unpleasant wildlife is hiding from the elements. Humans, luckily, have mastered pants technology and can cope with inclement weather. Sadly, winter does limit the scantily clad on display. Take the …
The quote of the trip so far: “I think that in the depth of winter, Australians have forgotten what summer is like and what it does to beer. This thing is brilliant. How many thousand have you sold to Queensland?”
Now in the homestretch before the redeye flight to Sydney on Tuesday. All of you in America who placed orders for BBotE last Thursday will have your precious braingojuice shipping on Monday and in your hot little hands by Wednesday. As for you lucky Australians, assuming Oz Customs does not declare me to be a …
Tonight, at 10pm PST, I will be suspending sales of the Steins of Science in preparation for my trip to Australia. If you want one before I go, now is the time. Otherwise, you’ll be waiting until mid-July when I turn them back on. Black Blood of the Earth…you have until the 17th for that. …