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I Have Been Issued A Challenge
That is going to be a lot of beer. A lot. My Lovely Assistant is already shaking her head.
Concerning British Battle Knees
Herr Direktor Funranium diverts you from Cyber Monday Madness to enjoy the lyrical miracle of Professor Elemental and his recent interview in the Huffington Post.
For Those Giving the Gift Of Scientific Drinking
Some things to think about when placing your order for the holidays. In summation: Don’t Dawdle.
Check Out All That Majesty
Nine Steins To Rule Them All…
A High Powered Mutant Never Meant For Mass Production
The first individual human (maybe, haven’t checked birth records) on a tracked bottle achieved MAXIMUM HONOR.
Alchemy
The goal of alchemy was never mere transmutation of base materials to gold, but was rather the quest for Ideals in a Platonic sense. I like to think the alchemy I’m doing is something of the same. I’d never have guessed I could make something like this happen a year ago.
BBotE Experimentation – Caffe Vita’s Ethiopian Nigusie Lemma
A very special Herr Direktor Funranium’s birthday edition of Funranium Labs. 1) There is a One Day Only Coupon. 2) Caffe Vita’s Ethiopian Niguise Lemma is yummy. 3) The band Rock Sugar deserves any remaining love you have not already devoted to BBotE and the Steins of Science.
BBotE Experimentation – Caffe Vita’s Guatemala Mundo Nuvo
Herr Direktor Funranium goes tinkering with the wares of Caffe Vita at their request and his distinct pleasure.
Oh, Canada.
Herr Direktor Funranium entirely does not endorse undeclared cross-border shipment of BBotE in your luggage or car trunk. He just discusses how a scofflaw might do it.
I Don’t Even Like To Think About It
Halloween holds no terror for me quite like Christmas shopping…
Announcing Brad, BBotE Pimp of Greater Santa Barbara
Gauchos…the BBotE man cometh to you.
How To Refill & Congratulations Are In Order
Congratulations to the kids at St. George. Your caffeinated depravity knows no bounds. Also, a restatement of the refill procedure.
Even More Q&A
Herr Direktor Funranium creates a new scientific term, the Beer Coldness Number!
Further Q&A, with Herr Direktor Funranium
You have more questions, Herr Direktor has more answers. Some of them are even relevant.