A very special Herr Direktor Funranium’s birthday edition of Funranium Labs. 1) There is a One Day Only Coupon. 2) Caffe Vita’s Ethiopian Niguise Lemma is yummy. 3) The band Rock Sugar deserves any remaining love you have not already devoted to BBotE and the Steins of Science.
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BBotE Experimentation – Caffe Vita’s Guatemala Mundo Nuvo
Herr Direktor Funranium goes tinkering with the wares of Caffe Vita at their request and his distinct pleasure.
Herr Direktor Funranium entirely does not endorse undeclared cross-border shipment of BBotE in your luggage or car trunk. He just discusses how a scofflaw might do it.
I Don’t Even Like To Think About It
Halloween holds no terror for me quite like Christmas shopping…
Announcing Brad, BBotE Pimp of Greater Santa Barbara
Gauchos…the BBotE man cometh to you.
How To Refill & Congratulations Are In Order
Congratulations to the kids at St. George. Your caffeinated depravity knows no bounds. Also, a restatement of the refill procedure.
Even More Q&A
Herr Direktor Funranium creates a new scientific term, the Beer Coldness Number!
Further Q&A, with Herr Direktor Funranium
You have more questions, Herr Direktor has more answers. Some of them are even relevant.
Re-announcing The BBotE Pimpstresses & Brand New Pimp
Los Angeles, Portland (PDX), and now Detroit have local BBotE distributors. Here’s who they are and how to contact them.
Well, *MY* Table Is Ready For Oktoberfest
More stein porn. Herr Direktor Funranium is totally ready for some polkas.
A Field Trip To NASA Ames/Moffett Field
Herr Direktor Funranium has a grand day out exploring in the land of Big Science. Many pictures in here, so brace for slow loading.
Malabar Experimention II
Herr Direktor Funranium checks to see if he can do something this delicious more than once.
Labor Day BBotE Cocktail Experiments
Herr Direktor Funranium takes a break from building Oktoberfest steins to make some cocktails.
Because It Entertains The Bejeezus Out Of Us
I give you the creations of Fake Science. One need not be a scientist, drunk, or hep’d up on caffeine to enjoy. In particular, Electrolytes. They are what plants crave:
The Joy Of The Barter Economy
A chance to parlay your own wares into sweet, sweet caffeination and/or cold beer.