Once upon a time last year, my Lovely Assistant went digging through the internet and came across the song “Cup of Brown Joy” by Professor Elemental. The Lovely Assistant is more of a devotee of tea than coffee due to her next level of sweet tooth and prolonged exposure to Ireland and their “go on, have a nice cuppa”. I think we may have listened to it at least once an hour for several days.
Lo and behold, last month the fabulous tune “Fighting Trousers” came out, brought to my attention by Internet Rasputin and Love Swami, Warren Ellis. This had the finest display of British Battle Knees since Monty was at El Alamein.
To my delight, Ed Zitron (the same gentleman who decided my fine works were worthy of sharing with the world on the Huffington Post) was also able to secure a rather amusing interview with Professor Elemental. I am exceptionally pleased to see my neologism “British Battle Knees” appear in the interview.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled Cyber Monday mass consumption.