Herr Direktor Funranium entirely does not endorse undeclared cross-border shipment of BBotE in your luggage or car trunk. He just discusses how a scofflaw might do it.
Halloween holds no terror for me quite like Christmas shopping…
Gauchos…the BBotE man cometh to you.
Congratulations to the kids at St. George. Your caffeinated depravity knows no bounds. Also, a restatement of the refill procedure.
You have more questions, Herr Direktor has more answers. Some of them are even relevant.
Los Angeles, Portland (PDX), and now Detroit have local BBotE distributors. Here’s who they are and how to contact them.
Herr Direktor Funranium checks to see if he can do something this delicious more than once.
Herr Direktor Funranium takes a break from building Oktoberfest steins to make some cocktails.
A chance to parlay your own wares into sweet, sweet caffeination and/or cold beer.
Herr Direktor Funranium has some love to share.
Herr Direktor Funranium takes the time to answer some questions from you, The Public.
Herr Direktor Funranium plays with a select Colombian bean plus gushes with some love for Firelit II: Firelit Strikes Back
Some gushing for the newly upgraded website.
In response to an urgent missive that asked if I was adding an extra caffeine to BBotE (or, perhaps, massive quantities of speed) I must answer with a most emphatic “No”. He took a 50ml belt around 10pm before heading out the clubs, was still dancing long after the bar closed and, after willing himself …
My time in Australia and New Zealand taught me several important lessons: 1) Winter is the best time to visit the antipodes. Most of the unpleasant wildlife is hiding from the elements. Humans, luckily, have mastered pants technology and can cope with inclement weather. Sadly, winter does limit the scantily clad on display. Take the …