Herr Direktor Funranium takes the time to answer some questions from you, The Public.
Category Archives: Coffee News
BBotE Experimentation: Southern Colombia (Huila) PLUS Firelit MkII
Herr Direktor Funranium plays with a select Colombian bean plus gushes with some love for Firelit II: Firelit Strikes Back
Funranium Labs, Iteration 4
Some gushing for the newly upgraded website.
A Caffeine Clarification
In response to an urgent missive that asked if I was adding an extra caffeine to BBotE (or, perhaps, massive quantities of speed) I must answer with a most emphatic “No”. He took a 50ml belt around 10pm before heading out the clubs, was still dancing long after the bar closed and, after willing himself …
More Awesome For The Entire World
My time in Australia and New Zealand taught me several important lessons: 1) Winter is the best time to visit the antipodes. Most of the unpleasant wildlife is hiding from the elements. Humans, luckily, have mastered pants technology and can cope with inclement weather. Sadly, winter does limit the scantily clad on display. Take the …
Herr Dirketor Funranium, Down Under (100% Paul Hogan Free Content)
The quote of the trip so far: “I think that in the depth of winter, Australians have forgotten what summer is like and what it does to beer. This thing is brilliant. How many thousand have you sold to Queensland?”
Vacation – The Sad Truth
Now in the homestretch before the redeye flight to Sydney on Tuesday. All of you in America who placed orders for BBotE last Thursday will have your precious braingojuice shipping on Monday and in your hot little hands by Wednesday. As for you lucky Australians, assuming Oz Customs does not declare me to be a …
Coming Down To The Wire
Ordering for BBotE will be turned off this evening at 10pm PST.Â For you people who like to wait until the last minute, I have one 1000ml FMJ and one 350ml FMJ Stein of Science on hand.Â Grab them now if you want them, otherwise they go in my luggage to Australia & New Zealand.Â …
Last Call: A Literary Review
Some thoughts on Daniel Okrent’s “Last Call” and a vacation reminder
VACATION ALERT, REDUX
After verifying the supply chain, I can extend stein sales until the end of the weekend and still be able to construct your stein in time for vacation. Yes, Australia & NZ, the flat rate shipping applies to you right now. BBotE, you’ve got until June 17th to order.
BBotE Update: Longevity Test, MkII
Herr Direktor Funranium wants to shave his tongue following the latest round of “So You Don’t Have To” science.
BBotE Update: Malabar Experimentation
Herr Direktor Funranium discovers a light roast from the subcontinent to experiment with and rambles a bit about variations in natural background radiation.
FYI: Impending Vacation Store Closure
Because of the preparation lag time, I will be turning off the ordering for BBotE on June 17th.Â Because of the longer lead time for the steins, I’ll be turning off ordering for those on the 10th.Â I will turn it all back on come July 12th when I return. So, if you want something …
My Dental Hygienist Was Impressed
On my most recent trip for a dental cleaning, I was complimented by my hygienist for the lack of stains on my teeth for a change. I told her it was because I’d more or less stopped drinking Coke since diagnosis with Type II diabetes. She was impressed as the caffeine habit was pretty hard …
Having Trouble Placing Your Order?
I’m noticing several orders for BBotE that seem to be getting hung up at the Paypal stage of the game. If you’re having issues, please drop a line through the “Contact Us” link on the homepage. That way I have an email with which to get in touch with you.