You may recall that a while back artist Molly Crabapple was overwhelmed by caffeination, the muse slide tackled her, and she politely demanded to be allowed to make a label for Black Blood of the Earth. Far be it from me to argue with her and the “Ineffable Mustachio’d Goat of SCIENCE” resulted. More or less at my whim, approximately 1 in 20 of the 1000ml bottles go out with the Goat label and people seem to have been pretty excited when they get them because, hey look, ART!
But I am taking this opportunity to do a little good by Ms. Crabapple and Laurie Penny. Their fevered brains have come together and hatched a plot to go to Greece and tell the tale of austerity, in the finest traditions of Thompson & Steadman and their various Fears & Loathings. In their DISCORDIA project, Laurie shall make words and Molly shall make images, together it shall be grand tale. Of course, this is not a cheap proposition and I want to make sure it happens.
So, to help kick into their kitty, I am going to do a run of twelve 1000ml bottles that will be made with Molly’s Ineffable Goat of SCIENCE label. The next twelve bottles will, period, amen, have the Goat on them. I will then take the proceeds from these bottles and hand them to Molly and Laurie to help make sure they have the supplies they need to get the story told.
Seriously, this is a project I think has potential to be wonderful and I want to make it happen. If I can help through the power of ultracoffee, all the better.


How in FSM's name do we obtain these fantastic bottles, Herr Direktor?
You place an order and *poof* the Magic of the USPS makes them come to you! I suppose some could come in the next PDX bound case to the Caffeinatrix. Let her know how many you'd like.
Hell yes!!!!! Sign me up Herr Direktor!!!! I would love a bottle filled with caffeinated wonder and decorated with goat art…who wouldn't? How do I procure such an awesome comb?
You have but only to go grab one of the 1000ml bottles. There's still four slots left.
Just bought a bottle of the 1000 mL Ethiopian (shipping to Indiana). Did I make it in time for Sciencey Goatness?
You did, and the count is winding down.
Excellent label there!
This label catches so much more attention when I bring it out at work. Everyone is like “what the hell is *that*?!” followed shortly by “oooh… ”
I like it! (Also, “science” is a verb now.)
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