I am inordinately proud of this review of the 750ml bottle of Kona BBotE. I can only hope that BBotE causes similar adventure in your life:
The Kona is delicious, and even opening the corked bottle is a tactile experience. It felt like breaking the seal on some potent elixir.
I fed my housemate 30mL of the Blood. He walked outside without a word. 20 minutes later, he returned carrying a *fire door*.
Don’t mind me. I’m over here tearing up with laughter. I think it’s time for a cocktail. Have a good weekend, kids.