In response to an urgent missive that asked if I was adding an extra caffeine to BBotE (or, perhaps, massive quantities of speed) I must answer with a most emphatic “No”. He took a 50ml belt around 10pm before heading out the clubs, was still dancing long after the bar closed and, after willing himself …
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More Awesome For The Entire World
My time in Australia and New Zealand taught me several important lessons: 1) Winter is the best time to visit the antipodes. Most of the unpleasant wildlife is hiding from the elements. Humans, luckily, have mastered pants technology and can cope with inclement weather. Sadly, winter does limit the scantily clad on display. Take the …
Herr Dirketor Funranium, Down Under (100% Paul Hogan Free Content)
The quote of the trip so far: “I think that in the depth of winter, Australians have forgotten what summer is like and what it does to beer. This thing is brilliant. How many thousand have you sold to Queensland?”
Answer: None…yet.
Vacation – The Sad Truth
Now in the homestretch before the redeye flight to Sydney on Tuesday. All of you in America who placed orders for BBotE last Thursday will have your precious braingojuice shipping on Monday and in your hot little hands by Wednesday. As for you lucky Australians, assuming Oz Customs does not declare me to be a …
Coming Down To The Wire
Ordering for BBotE will be turned off this evening at 10pm PST. For you people who like to wait until the last minute, I have one 1000ml FMJ and one 350ml FMJ Stein of Science on hand. Grab them now if you want them, otherwise they go in my luggage to Australia & New Zealand. …
Last Call: A Literary Review
Some thoughts on Daniel Okrent’s “Last Call” and a vacation reminder
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SCIENTIFIC DRINKING TOUR 2010 – Sydney, Australia & Christchurch, NZ(possibly)
It’s getting too toasty around Funranium Labs as summer approaches. It’s time to go find some winter again…
SCIENTIFIC DRINKING WORLD TOUR 2010 – Portland, OR
Now in our third day in the Rose City and the stats are pleasing. Beers consumed: 6 delicious imperial pints and counting Black Blood of the Earth Distrributed to Portlanders: 2.5L and counting Hours slept: not enough, but that’s the cost of fun. To the folks at the Lucky Devil, McMennamins Imbrie Hall, and Deschutes …
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SCIENTIFIC DRINKING TOUR 2010!!! Next Stop: Portland, OR 4/29-5/2
To celebrate the nuptials of Jessica Johnson and Royal Hebert, joining together in a configuration no Transformer can defeat, I will be bringing a truly obscene amount of BBotE and a few extra steins. People of Portland…now is the time for your handoff!
BBotE: Recent Developments (2/8/10)
Coffee Science is a forever advancing field. Like other disciplines, it comes in fits and starts, though this could be due to caffeine. Even more important is the role of happenstance in the advancement in the body of human knowledge; the headscratching declaration of “Huh, well, that wasn’t supposed to happen.” This last Sunday, I …