My Dental Hygienist Was Impressed

On my most recent trip for a dental cleaning, I was complimented by my hygienist for the lack of stains on my teeth for a change.  I told her it was because I’d more or less stopped drinking Coke since diagnosis with Type II diabetes.  She was impressed as the caffeine habit was pretty hard to kick.

Phil: “Oh, I still get my caffeine fix.  I drink coffee now.”

Hygienist: “Coffee?  You don’t have any stains though.”

P: “Oh, well, it’s stuff I make for myself specifically to cut the acidity and bitterness so I don’t have to add sugar.  Also don’t have to drink much of it either to get my fix.”

H: “Well, without the acid it won’t etch itself into your teeth.  That’s why you don’t have any stains.”

Hot damn.  Yet another benefit to add to the list.

Having Trouble Placing Your Order?

I’m noticing several orders for BBotE that seem to be getting hung up at the Paypal stage of the game.  If you’re having issues, please drop a line through the “Contact Us” link on the homepage.  That way I have an email with which to get in touch with you.

Alas, Price Increases

Because my preferred dewar manufacturer has jumped up the prices of that most integral component of a Stein of Sceince, that translates to an increase in prices to you, the Scientific Drinking Public.  Not dramatic jumps, but noticeable.

My apologies, but such is life in the big city.

SCIENTIFIC DRINKING TOUR 2010 – Sydney, Australia & Christchurch, NZ(possibly)

To celebrate the upcoming nuptials of Test Subject Astrophysicist, Herr Direktor Funranium will be touring the Dominion of Oceania from June 24th-July13th.  If you are a denizen of Australia or New Zealand and wish a Stein of Science hand carried with significantly reduced shipping, now is the time to drop me a line.

The secret of the Black Blood of the Earth travels with me and batches may be conjured during my travels for lucky locals…yes, I am looking at you KAOS.

Black Blood Of The Earth Now Available In CONUS

Alright, I have decided that sufficient testing has been done for survival of flavor in shipment.  I have put BBotE available up on the store in the 1000ml size only.  Though preliminary shipping tests show that the 750ml and 375ml sizes survive without bursting their lids, the locking bail top of the 1000ml bottle gives me comfort that nary a drop will be lost before reaching its destination.

Currently, I am restricting shipping to the continental US.  While I have proven that express mail can get BBotE through a rather stringent customs regime within 48hrs, the international shipping cost is almost as much as the BBotE itself.  Please drop me a line if you are beyond the borders of the 48 and in desperate need so we can figure out how to wrangle this for you.

Now, just to reiterate, while the caffeine content of BBotE is high, I do not know exactly how high.  I strongly recommend keeping consumption below 100ml/day.  By my rough calculation, you’ve got about the equivalent of a month’s worth of caffeination by Starbuck’s Ventis in that bottle.  While you could drink an entire case of Red Bull you picked up at Costco in a day, you probably shouldn’t.  The same wisdom applies to BBotE.  Know your limits and consume accordingly.

I am currently making it available in Sumatra (dark roast), Kona Blend, Kenya (medium roasts), and Panama (light roast) varieties.  Please specify which type you would like so that I know what to make.

SCIENTIFIC DRINKING WORLD TOUR 2010 – Portland, OR

Now in our third day in the Rose City and the stats are pleasing.

Beers consumed: 6 delicious imperial pints and counting

Black Blood of the Earth Distrributed to Portlanders: 2.5L and counting

Hours slept: not enough, but that’s the cost of fun.

To the folks at the Lucky Devil, McMennamins Imbrie Hall, and Deschutes Brewery, thank you for humoring the man with the strange stein and filling it with beer, but only charging me as if it were a normal pint. I happily explained how the steins worked to a few employees and interested fellow patrons at each place. When I shared my belief that beer should be consumed at the temperature it comes off the tap, one of the bartenders nodded sagely and declared, “That’s why I work behind the bar, man.”

SCIENTIFIC DRINKING TOUR 2010!!! Next Stop: Portland, OR 4/29-5/2

To celebrate the nuptials of Jessica Johnson and Royal Hebert, joining together in a configuration no Transformer can defeat, I will be bringing a truly obscene amount of BBotE and a few extra steins. People of Portland…now is the time for your handoff!

BBotE Now Has A Pretty Label

Behold the 1L, 750ml, and 375ml bottles in all their labeled glory!  Many thanks to the artist, Erin Hall, who created the erupting Mt. Caffeination and did the much more arduous template design to make things fit on the different bottle sizes.  It is important for a man to be able to admit the things he does not do well and get a professional to help; art is one of those things.

The first express mail test shipment of 1L of Kenya BBotE to England went in the mail this morning.  Shipping cost as much as the precious contents within, with the amusing total of $51.50, so we’ll see how it all goes.

BBotE Update: The Lost Ethiopian Post & Guatemala

For the week of April 1st, I chose to revisit an old favorite that had met with good reviews, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. Previous iterations of Yirgacheffe BBotE had been described as pleasantly earthy with peanut overtones, but this time came out different. In fact, there was a strong gender based difference in opinion on the flavor when presented to my Usual Subjects.

This particular batch was received within 12 hours of leaving the roaster before being put up into solution. While extracting, it proved one of the more oily creations I’ve had, challenging the Colombian Finca Yara . The surface tension of this BBotE was such that, when shaken, drops would bead on the surface before sinking and merging into the blackness.

When given to men, as a straight cold shot, there was uniform agreement that it was “fatty, greasy…but I like it” on the immediate taste. None of us agreed on the aftertaste. One declared it to be “rich, rich, melty fudge” and other said it was “smoked ribs”. To me, it was like heavily buttered movie theater popcorn. My hypothesis is that there was a good hard stomp on the fatty taste bud and then the rest of the tongue was extremely confused trying to figure out what just happened. This is largely dependent upon the “flavor library” you have trained your tongue and brain with over your life. So many smells and flavors are completely tied up in memories that describing whatever you just drank turns into a small biographical journey to bore your fellow drinkers with, who really wish you’d just shut up and enjoy it already.

The women, save one, uniformly declared the Ethiopian to taste like “burnt caramel”. The exception has a long established her aversion to dark roasts of any shape or form and finds them to be “burnt dirt”, though she did declare that she could see where others might have found caramel. Go figure.

The traditional alcohol test of adding one part straight vodka to three parts BBotE yielded a pleasant cocktail, but very little change in BBotE flavor. The fatty mouth feel was muted, but otherwise unchanged.

To be honest, I am not nearly well read enough in neuroscience to say anything definitive but I find this all tremendously interesting.

A week passed…

For the April 8th experiment, I tried another freshly roasted batch but this time a nice Guatemalan medium roast. The flavor yield was good but the mouth feel was something new and different from the previous week’s Ethiopian. During extraction, it seemed to be far less oily or frothy than the Ethiopian but on initial taste had a strong fatty hit on the tongue. This was immediately followed by an almost martini-like sensation of dryness on the top of the tongue. Aftertaste and mid-palate flavors were uniformly declared to be “nutty…like hazelnut or Brazil nut”. One person found a hint of chocolate that made her ask if I’d added Nutella to her sample.

The traditional alcohol test of adding one part straight vodka to three parts BBotE caused the Kenya-like explosion of sweetness. Indivdually, neither BBotE nor straight vodka are sweet; combined in those proportions, it became dangerously drinkable as a liqueur with no additional sugar.

And now for some well earned beer.

Coffee/Booze Update 4/10/10

I was going to try to recreate the post I made on 4/7/10 before communist fifth columnists who hate freedom destroyed it, but under the conditions of exceptional insobriety courtesy of the nice people at the St. George Distillery that’s not going to happen. They have just held a release party for the Firelit coffee liqueur to which I was invited and do not hesitate to recommend. Imagine, if you will, Kahlua that…well…doesn’t suck.

Kahlua has always been a problematic mixer in my bar as it tended to lend more of a chocolate character to cocktails than coffee. It is syrupy and tends to stick to the palate. As a man with Brimley Disease (AKA Type II Diabetes), this is a sure fire signal that I probably shouldn’t be drinking it or anything using it.

Enter Firelit. Using Bluebottle coffee and a brandy base, the Firelit liqueur manages to capture the essence of the coffee in a manner similar to the Black Blood of the Earth without turning it into treacle. It is has all the flavor but the lightness of brandy that makes it a pleasure to consume on it’s own. I cannot even begin to conceive of taking shots of Kahlua without serious cash money and honor being on the line.

The fact that the K value of caffeine in ethanol is not far off from water means that there is a bit of caffeine kick to it. One BBotE test subject who picked up a bottle of Firelit, excited about having “coffee but able to sleep afterward” was sorely disappointed when she found herself still awake at 4am after having a glass at 9pm.

I am to understand that it is currently sold only in California but that it can be ordered in most of our fair union. K&L is my shipper of choice.

And now, bed. Maybe. I’ll be lying down at the very least.